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What discoveries in AI research have changed our understanding of intelligence evolution?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Unacceptable again!

Then came..

Why do liberals think same-sex marriage is alright? The Bible makes it very clear that it's not alright to be gay, why can't liberals understand that?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Does being poor build better character than being born rich?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Minds and Behinds

Next, they tried...

Which album is your favorite that's now 50 years old (from 1975), and what's the best song on the album?

They put up a sign reading

Just Forget it!

Thumbs down again.

What’s the saddest thing you’ve seen at your job?

No go.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So they tried

Do women lack the mental strength to succeed at STEM? There seems to be few women at STEM and more women leave STEM after a time of working at it. How can it be just sexism if women aren't banned from entering?

Still no good.

Everyone loved it.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What does it mean when I have a dream where my friend died? I had this dream last night where one of my friends died in a shootout and I woke up crying.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Loons and Moons

Another attempt resulted in ...

Jennifer Garner Celebrates Ben Affleck on Father’s Day with Throwback Photo of Him Cuddling 1 of Their Kids - AOL.com

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So, the docs changed it to read

When does a woman know she is cumming?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good

Freaks and Cheeks

What's the most incredible coincidence that ever happened to you?

No way

No, not a chance

Nuts and Butts

Which is the worst Bollywood movie you have ever seen and why?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

In what ways is modern day Russia similar to the USSR? How does it differ from the USSR in terms of culture and politics?

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